13.11.2011, 09:37
Hi, my name is Ralph.
I don't have a beautiful skin nor face, but hey, this is catwalk work, so I could hold a cat on my arms like on my profile picture. One would say, then I'd look even worse, or some might say, a little bit of the cat's beauty would shine on me, kind of a totem animal. However, at least my mind would turn more beautiful through the cat and you can call it a real CAT-WALK =^.^=
I think I'm not even 1,70 m in height, but no problem, give me the right shoes.
What the hell is size 34? If you mean my forearms then we are fine
My humor is as improvised as it could be, because I'm not able to remember jokes.
And, yes, I'm from somewhere in the world... except sometimes, then I'm out of the world, I hope this doesn't matter that much...
I'm not sure if you are looking for female models, but for a charity event I'd masquerade myself into a woman. Maybe some guys would like my legs. Maybe at least one or two girls would like my legs too
I promise you to shave my legs before the show, but for sure I will keep my beard, sorry, no way. If you don't like my hear-cut, give me a periwig.
I have absolutely NO experience in walking on a catwalk but my walk will be as improvised as my humor is, maybe afterwards I’m gonna find myself in the silly-walks-hall-of-fame!
Please do not give me 25 €, give it someone who needs it, I don't have problems with not getting paid, but ask the company I’m working at.
One more thing, I have to insist that no one earns money with this event except the persons who are in need for the money, you’d call them the less-privileged. So, designers, sign the zero-euro-contract as soon as possible, thank you.
Dear Ayo van Elmar, I'm not sure if you read this, so I'll send you this text as an e-mail, hit back and my pics are yours.
You don’t need my phone number, give me your’s and I’ll give you a ring-ding-ding.
My friend, we are the heros from today!
(From a song called “Helden von Heute”, written and performed by Falco)
And don’t you know, this means that we should not take us too serious, because tomorrow the heroes from today are gone. They will vanish away like my dad’s best jeans (© Cat Stevens). That’s for sure.
Greetz
Ralph Wolf Gatternig
igf-1@gmx.at
I don't have a beautiful skin nor face, but hey, this is catwalk work, so I could hold a cat on my arms like on my profile picture. One would say, then I'd look even worse, or some might say, a little bit of the cat's beauty would shine on me, kind of a totem animal. However, at least my mind would turn more beautiful through the cat and you can call it a real CAT-WALK =^.^=
I think I'm not even 1,70 m in height, but no problem, give me the right shoes.
What the hell is size 34? If you mean my forearms then we are fine
My humor is as improvised as it could be, because I'm not able to remember jokes.
And, yes, I'm from somewhere in the world... except sometimes, then I'm out of the world, I hope this doesn't matter that much...
I'm not sure if you are looking for female models, but for a charity event I'd masquerade myself into a woman. Maybe some guys would like my legs. Maybe at least one or two girls would like my legs too
I promise you to shave my legs before the show, but for sure I will keep my beard, sorry, no way. If you don't like my hear-cut, give me a periwig.
I have absolutely NO experience in walking on a catwalk but my walk will be as improvised as my humor is, maybe afterwards I’m gonna find myself in the silly-walks-hall-of-fame!
Please do not give me 25 €, give it someone who needs it, I don't have problems with not getting paid, but ask the company I’m working at.
One more thing, I have to insist that no one earns money with this event except the persons who are in need for the money, you’d call them the less-privileged. So, designers, sign the zero-euro-contract as soon as possible, thank you.
Dear Ayo van Elmar, I'm not sure if you read this, so I'll send you this text as an e-mail, hit back and my pics are yours.
You don’t need my phone number, give me your’s and I’ll give you a ring-ding-ding.
My friend, we are the heros from today!
(From a song called “Helden von Heute”, written and performed by Falco)
And don’t you know, this means that we should not take us too serious, because tomorrow the heroes from today are gone. They will vanish away like my dad’s best jeans (© Cat Stevens). That’s for sure.
Greetz
Ralph Wolf Gatternig
igf-1@gmx.at